Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
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JBiz_fml 0
I ******* hate little kids
Serial 2
put your hands over your eyes, it makes you invisible
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Comments (258)
UnicornsAreAwake 0
The brat deserved it. Good on you for pushing her in.
ladedum 0
LOL at #7 & word to 9#.
Edge578 0
What a bitch. She shouldn't have pushed you in if she couldnt swim herself.
McLaughlane 0
She definitely deserved it. You can't do shit like that without expecting reciprocation. :/ And if no one told you, then you had no way of knowing she couldn't swim.
eternalaphrodite 0
Rule of thumb: you don't push people into pools unless you know they can swim and you know they aren't going to fall on anyone else when you do it. She wasn't right to push you in, either, but you may have scarred that girl for life. Incidents like that cause horrendous fears of water.
Bucinka 5
Boo ******* hoo. Scarred for life is the least of her concerns.
Dip_Fartson 0
Not your fault... Rule of thumb is, you don't mess with someone like that if you aren't willing to have the favor returned. If she can't swim, why the **** would she push you in? Stupid
AnnaPowers 0
What a little bitch. She deserved it.
sforzare 0
She totally deserved that. Can't swim? Don't want to be pushed into the pool? Then don't go around pushing other people in the goddamn pool. It's pretty simple. Especially since people don't just *know* by looking at you that you can't swim.
trevor51590 0
is there a "she deserved that" button?
F_My_Wife 2
SDI. She deserved it.