Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the source of the "mystery whistling" I’ve been hearing in my house for days was my own nose. Apparently, I’ve got a built-in wind instrument. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was trying to learn how to whistle. On the elevator ride up to my room, I was experimenting with tongue placement and mouth position. At the height of my facial contortions and probable spitting, the elevator doors opened to reveal the guy I've been crushing. FML
Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML
Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML
Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette outside and kept thinking I saw something moving out of the corner of my eye. I would look and there was nothing there, so I kept brushing it off. Finally I figured out it was an earwig crawling through my hair. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
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marinus_fml 20
hahah hate it when that happens :)
dacho 7
lol, happens to me sometimes xD Except I figure it out rather quickly, when it starts to follow me around xD
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Comments (115)
marinus_fml 20
hahah hate it when that happens :)
islandjew247 0
wow...now that's just gross. ♥
xXtyXx 0
thts disgusting!! lol and weird
Tht_one_crazyj 0
I know what u mean my booger was coming in and out
Mehness 0
How is this an fml... just blow your nose or something. Big deal.
Blame_The_Dog 0
You probably have too much nose hair/boogies XD Or you're fat and your 'breathing pipe' is squished by the excess weight causing that whistling noise. EW EW EW :)
DontHate31 0
Lol that's just sad. But nose whistling is really fun :D
makemeasandwich 0
lol fail
Person1233 13
OR maybe the OP's sinuses were inflamed.
OasC82 0
you are messe up good sir
fakeking2 0
do u eat a lot of big macs ? o.o
missxmurder1221 0
hahaha WTF thats just weird
fakeking2 0
u must eat a lot of big macs
Annnnaaax3 0
lol @ 12
boating_guy 33
k that's kinda gross a little.... and how/why is this even an fml?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Not really an FML. If you have sinus troubles, then it's normal. Or just a stuffy nose. I don't think being fat is what causes your nose to whistle, though. Cos when you get pudgy your nostrils don't get huge. :P
mikeyb102 0
happens to me all the time;D
sugarr0babby0 0
There once was a who fell in with a . Which turned out to be . They grew old together, until one the turned to . The was very since now his was dead. So he asked a (creepey voodooo chick) to turn himself into . The next day, a and came along and ate the . The End .
Freeze_fml 17
You know, Emoji only works on the iPhone... Really annoying trying to comprehend that while on my computer.
EddieYoung1991 0
U GAY!!!
sugarr0babby0 0
57 - Then if you know that, don't tell me your annoyed because then you wouldn't even bother wasting your time tryin to read it on your computer. problem solved dumbaz.
JasonJ 5
34 & 38 win ^^
bmalley 0
ok I don't know what to think of this anymore. 1. nobody can be that big of a ratard. 2. the moderators can't possibly believe this to be real. 3. my post get deleted shortly. 4. I will get an email saying my comments hinder the entertainment for others. 5. I will tell them to go **** right off. 6. I won't care because I deleted the application shortly after writting this. 7. the stupid things that get approved on this are fail. 8. **** you fml
ArtIsResistance7 1
^ Ratard alert. Good riddance.
abbi96x 0
haha i think you are. its spelt RETARD..
Euphoric_boner 0
XD
lilmissy1290 0
Noses can also make a scratchy/whistling sound when you're nose is stopped up.. it's called bad allergies.. not really a fyl or a ydi
ArtIsResistance7 1
@73 - I was poking fun at 69 who said "no-one is that ratarded".
nikemike 0
ydi for being "nosy"
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
#70 FAIL.
RachelTheLoser 0
that's happens to me all the time!! XD
xvolleyballerx 0
wow 12 really? u don't have to be fat for ur nose to whistle but op haha I know I hate wen that happens
sugarr0babby0 0
80 - BECAUSE I AM AWESOME.
hninja 0
And that story was a pile of
nalia18 8
it happens to the best of us. usually when ur starting to get sick or its really cold outside... heres a little tip: BLOW UR NOSE
Maelific 0
Jesus! how do you not notice that?!
sukhdeep 4
3rd! agrreed 2!
puggfuggly 0
it's actually hard to distinguish because it doesn't happen often enough that you imediatly recognize it as your nose whistling when you breath in/out. this has happened to me before pretty much same situation. you start to assume it's something your doing then you hear it happen when you breath.
UnderagedThinker 3
Hahah How could you not notice the strange feeling in your nose?
puggfuggly 0
you don't feel anything it's caused by the perfectly shaped boogernor blockage in your nose to make a faint whistling sound how has this not happened to so many other people
umhayy 0
ew that's werid. your nose whistles FYL.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
That's Lexa's picture..
abbi96x 0
Picture thief..
dacho 7
lol, happens to me sometimes xD Except I figure it out rather quickly, when it starts to follow me around xD
rockefoe 6
this comment made me LOL
i_lold_at_ur_fml 0
haha eww someone has dry boogies :p
ArtIsResistance7 1
The nose knows...exactly how to freak you out. I see your brain-nose coordination is slightly off today. Maybe you should take a nap, and shut that olfactory down for the night.
ArtIsResistance7 1
:P That was a suspenseful pause.............pendatik.
Caz_the_Spaz 6
wow.
fortunefades 3
You thought the noise was coming from outside but really, it was coming from your nose? YDI
BeyondDespair 0
Dummy.
sugarr0babby0 0
Your fat looking.. xD
drpepperrules 0
55 you're a bitch!
ScreamForCandy 0
Yay adtr :] and don't worry, you're not fat looking, you're beautiful.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Her fat looking what..?
ScreamForCandy 0
99; ehh I don't even see where she got that from, she doesn't look fat at all. That was just mean :p