Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, while I was eating spicy wings, I suddenly sneezed. I was sitting in front of a fan and effectively maced myself when my spicy sneeze blew back into my face and eyes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
I once was accused of being a Nazi for the same reason
PiinkVanilla 15
Next time, block the sun with your middle finger. That'll really impress! :D
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Comments (74)
BarrackOfObamas 8
Go up to the same guy who accused you and whisper to him " I'll be coming for ya homie"
ohSNAPyall 27
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
ohSNAPyall 27
Blockin out the sunnery
Nilorak 24
Sure... ;)
MzZombicidal 36
Why would you ask that? Have you been watching me? Who are you?!
Liiiiiiiiike 15
WEESSSTTTTT SIIIIIIIIIYYYYYDDDEEEEE!
ohSNAPyall 27
Sunset?
GentlemanBastard 15
Maybe you shouldn't have spelled "blood" with your hands to block the sun.
ohSNAPyall 27
Wouldn't be good shades anyway. Too many holes in that sign.
Futacy 30
The stupidity hurts me more than the sun does.
RedPillSucks 33
Ignorant people assume anything they are not familiar with is subversive.
worldclassrager 41
Just use the full hand not a finger down...but it should be a small issue
ladybugz23 13
wtf? really? thats stupid, find other job