Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
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haileyrows 26
That's still better than having actually lost the ring in the garbage
jigglypuff34 16
Let me give you a hand with that. It's right where you left it.
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Comments (64)
Earth_walker 19
Jeeez relax Bilbo!
lexdelmonico 14
For everyone saying OP should have checked, how many of you honestly asked before buying your own machine? I agree it's his fault for not asking, but on the other hand, it's almost a given that in today's day and age all laptops come with a CD player.
RhineBl 17
Oh well. good thimg you found it.
Unixxxion 22
well shit... least it aint lost that's for sure :") bahahaha
imbedderdenu 23
wow. you're dumb.
TallMist 32
They're not dumb just because they had a small little lapse. Everyone has them. Yes, even you.
potato_meat 12
too bad your husband married an idiot
TallMist 32
They're not dumb just because they had a small little lapse. Everyone has them. Yes, even you.
Cath_Astald 9
Brain-fart at its finest :D
shemademedoit 20
so out of a week of showering, cooking, doing your hair and so much more you didn't realize it? you must not like your hands to not even look. you're boyfriend must be slow too if he saw you at least that week and didn't tell you. don't have any kids!
TallMist 32
All these people calling the OP an idiot, retarded, etc. Are you people really going to tell me you never had a few brain farts yourselves? Never? Not once in your lives? Don't you guys bullshit me. Of course you did.
XtremeHeat 14
"The Day I Lost My Identity"