Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
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Top comments
haileyrows 26
That's still better than having actually lost the ring in the garbage
jigglypuff34 16
Let me give you a hand with that. It's right where you left it.
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Comments (64)
thetacosniper 14
such a silly goose you are you
ajs1987 15
Don't feel so bad, we all have brain farts sometime.
nortwdschick 25
I feel for you. I ended up losing just the diamond on my 1st engagement ring after only a week of having it. I didn't notice it was missing right away b/c I still felt the ring on my hand. At the time I thought I might have lost it while at work so I ended up retracing my steps (which included digging through the garbage)-- was absolutely DISGUSTING...luckily later on I found it underneath the floor-mat in the backseat of my car. On another note: ended up returning the crap ring & soon after the jewelry store went out of business & the owner's been in jail since (I believe for selling fake jewelry & tax evasion).
HairIsEverything 15
Awww, such a happy ending.
emerald74 17
It's sweet to know you'd go through all that trouble OP, you ydi
sunnyskys 25
haha your screen name " my precious"
RhineBl 17
Are you stupid? I think so.
TallMist 32
No. They just had a moment. Everyone gets them and I highly doubt you never had a brain fart once or twice.
150493x 29
It happens. I've done the whole "where's my glasses" routine to then remember I'm still wearing them.
that_guy_2282 2
Don't feel bad. That kind of thing happens, in some way, to everybody at some point.
Jake42100 17
Yea I do that alot with my lighters so I can relate....
TheGatekeeper43 8
How the hell do you not notice it on your other hand You deserved this shit