Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
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Top comments
haileyrows 26
That's still better than having actually lost the ring in the garbage
jigglypuff34 16
Let me give you a hand with that. It's right where you left it.
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Comments (64)
Christine_Junmin 17
Sometimes i will also like this and told others help me to find, but actually that thing is beside me. But finally found it is very happy.
goddessa9 12
Idiot
Katyness 14
was it a promise ring?
pinque 19
Your an idiot
thes7274473 19
Username was the best part of this post
RKD 23
HA HA HA have done stuff just like this-best thing was the time I was looking for my phone whilst talking on it!
Drosophila82 18
At least you found it. Once I panicked over my military service records which I though got lost. After giving up all hope of finding them and going through a depression my mom found them at home 5000 miles away. Fml
anabanana101 15
I love it that Brits say "rubbish"
YellowWatermelon 2
In what universe is an Australian a Brit? Australia is an independent country from Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and England. In a completely different hemisphere too!
erhmahler 15
This is literally something I would do.
IcemistDragon 20
I've had similar brain farts like that... lol