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Kit This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Swindon, United Kingdom

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Did he tell you RAWR? That means "I Love You" in dinosaur.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Hit him with a meteor!

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Comments (97)

Dinosaurs are awesome though

martin8337 36

HUH?

Dawnstempest 17

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the Dinosaur.

Holy crap! Someone quoted a song that wasn't One Direction or Justin Bieber?! How old are you?!

That's messed up what did you say afterwards?

Ugh! Not another dinosaur!

I would take that as a sign to cut my loses and move on to someone with at least two functioning brain cells

Well that would be two more than you have now.

This fml is definitely worse if it was the first time you expressed the 'L' word to him. I hope that's not the case..

He probably wasn't ready and needed a distraction, unfortunately that's a result of a nervous quick response.

If he is right, does that make you an anachronistic zoophile?

By chance was he a lickalotapus