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Kit This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Swindon, United Kingdom

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Did he tell you RAWR? That means "I Love You" in dinosaur.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Hit him with a meteor!

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

What are you trying to say 96?

He's not a dinosaur, he's an IDIOT!!!

So... You're dating a toddler?

hey, he wasn't ready. his honesty will pay off

I mean, who doesn't love dinosaurs..

I think that's awesome x) but I happen to love dinosaures and wierdos.

... Ok apparently I'm the only one who just assumed he was in an altered state of consciousness because no one else is asking what drugs he was taking. Seems too tame for bath salts, pot would make sense from what I've read...

That's hilarious! I would so date a dinosaur!