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Kit This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Swindon, United Kingdom

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

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Did he tell you RAWR? That means "I Love You" in dinosaur.

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Hit him with a meteor!

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Comments (97)

Well, that was random.

Well thats better than I love me too. Ive heard that one. sorry OP get a better guy.

the comments on this FML are the best

Maybe he was referencing the Barney show? Dinosaurs on that show love everybody, so maybe he was saying I love you, too?

It sounds like it's time to move on.

He's a keeper.

When you say I love you he says he's like an old T-Rex. You better bet your life, that love will cut you like a knife.

What type of dinosaur; is he a losersaurus?

This sounds like something my boyfriend would say. Often times, I'll say something like "You're wonderful!" only for him to respond something like "I am a taco!" I'm not offended though because he tells me he loves me all the time. If it was OPs first time saying that... ouch. Maybe he just wasn't ready to say the big L word.