Kit
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Swindon, United Kingdom
Panic mode engaged
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML
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Snowble11 13
Did he tell you RAWR? That means "I Love You" in dinosaur.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hit him with a meteor!
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hit him with a meteor!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I don't know about you, but every time I think of meteors I think of Joe Dirt. Just a mental image of him eating French fries off the big pile of frozen shit. Haha.
Snowble11 13
Did he tell you RAWR? That means "I Love You" in dinosaur.
Enslaved 38
Just think, when they have kids, the boyfriend would be referred to as "Not the Mama"!
OscarDV 8
I'm pretty sure RAWR means "I'm going to eat you!" in dinosaur.
k34nu 7
#67 - you're wrong. It means "I love you." Only reason T-Rex say it with such anger and passion is because their arms aren't long enough to cuddle. So they be pissed. :(
tjv3 10
Well according to Rodney Carrington the reason the t-Rex was always so mad was because his arms were too short to touch his tallywacker
SlapAndTickle 20
Actually T-rex used his tiny arms to tickle their mates. Foreplay is important people, even for T-rex.
Snip_Snap 14
pro pyrocynical reference
tiptoppc 21
Keep that kid away from the frying pans!
_Princess_Peach_ 9
I know the fml community will think that is oh so terribly quirky..but honestly if I was with someone like that, id beat them to death with a pillow filled with bars of soap.
littlebiggs23 11
Yeah well your name is also princess peach so that shows us your total lack of sense.
LuckBeNimble 19
75: Princess Peach is ******' awesome, you're trippin'. tear fools up at some good ol Mario Kart.
DavidsLove 9
punch him. violence solves everything.
Dawnstempest 17
Don't just punch him, punch him in the dick. That solves everything.
\ 28
Then scaphize him, behead him, put him in a wood chipper and turn him into compost.
flockz 20
then chain him in front of the tv and, with no access to the remote, make him watch the channel that shows him all the functions of the tv remote.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Jesus Christ, 33! You have to be the cruelest person I've ever heard of! I never want to cross you the wrong way..
Kamon97 23
Wouldn't wanna be your boyfriend then ._.
IvyOswin 17
#33 calm down there Satan.
kaitlynjane 28
#33 That is the best and worst idea I have ever heard of.
kievking 14
33 The idea is off family guy.
Pleonasm 36
Nah, it's Tyrannosaurus Sex
Pwn17 25
So, his love for you is extinct?
Turock27 7
Never lose your dinosaur.
gracehi 33
But OP's boyfriend is a human being...he could never be a dinosaur.
ItsKennyBaby 9
Don't crush his dreams, 40
gracehi 33
He's seventeen years old! It's time to put away childish things!
kaitlynjane 28
He needs to stop being a ******* dinosaur and find a job.
NoFlippinWai 24
My husband calls me all sorts of pet names. Dinosaur is one of them. When he does I say "rawr" cause that means I Love You. Most people think it cute.
KhrystallDaBest 15
78 - I think thats adorible!
BootheGhost 6
#73 What if said job requires him to be a dinosaur? :3
Pauschinator 22
Herbivorous or carnivorous? If he's the later of the two. I would leave the relationship. Just saying.
NoFlippinWai 24
Carnivor (sp) just means he eats meat. (no peoples or dinosaurs) I like a good steak, but I wouldnt want you anyway.
perdix 31
Dump him!! And make him a Single-o-saurus!
\ 28
Or she could make like the Brontosaurus and DISAPPEAR.
NoFlippinWai 24
They died. Dont listen to him, Op. Dont die.
young_weezy_fml 3
that didn't make you love him more?