Today, I was so lonely, I dragged out a conversation with a lady who called to get me to make an appointment to give blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
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Tripartita 45
"So do you do a lot of charitable acts?" "Besides giving blood and having this conversation? Can't say I do."
takara98 17
That's okay, OP. Maybe you can sign up for one of those sites for friendships and chatting to talk to somebody. Or join a club?
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Comments (21)
polsen4273 8
As someone who works in client services in a lab, I can tell you you are not the only one.
interesting33 37
7 cups of tea is meant to be a good website to chat to people :) Also Archers is a charity to support people who are lonely. Take care OP, you'll meet people :)
iampuppy 16
play mystic messenger
Jordans436 11
Dude, those blood drive people won't leave me the **** alone. I gave blood 1 year ago and they're still trying to call me.
False_Stupidity 42
So make friends at the blood centre while your donating!