Jordans436

Mr St.martinville La, USA 28 years-old

sickkid 23 November 2009, 18:05 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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Julianapilikusplatosophophes 11 July 2015, 03:49 Kew, Australia

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML

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