Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
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balor_fml 0
Time to call the cops, and your insurance. All paid for, and the lady is punished. Not so bad now, is it?
Tearz 0
Lol, fail. Sue him though.
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Comments (46)
dspadres 0
YDI for parking your car.
the_7 0
#14 and #7 are twits. FYL. Edit: Why is this replied to #14 and not at the bottom? O_o
dspadres 0
Sarcasm, you don't get it. And it posted here because you must have hit "reply".
HUFILMER 0
He coulda busted your windshield out. :/
welderchick87 0
If that happened to me, I'd find his car, slash his tires, grab my boyfriends little welder, weld the lugnuts on ALL his tires, and then weld his doors shut. :)
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Doesn't he know only women are allowed to slash tires for revenge? For breaking a man law he is out of circle!
scateice 0
Little doucheshit! Step 1: Get new tires Step 2: Find his address Step 3: Go to his house Step 4: Game on! Pretend it's a monster truck game and run over his car like there's no tomorrow! Ram! Bam! Step 5: Run like **** Maybe it's a little overboard but you know. :{
trueleader 0
i am sorry 4 u
rhodium 0
Report that ****** and get him to pay for your tyres. Then slash his tyres anyway.
newlove_fml 0
*tires You'd think right after reading the FML with the word spelled correctly, you would have spelled it right as well.
thegovunah 0
he's just following the rules of zombieland. rule 1* the double tap. *i think its rule 1
passionflakie91 0
nah its rule #2 rule 1 is cardio 2 is double tap
youknowme1221 0
No, #1: Cardio #2: Beware of Bathrooms #3: Seatbelts #4: Double Tap #15: Know Your Way Out #17: Don't Be a Hero (unless Wichita is involved) #18: Limber Up #23: God Bless Rednecks #31: Check the backseat #32: Enjoy the little things There may be some that I missed, but I know that the numbering is correct for these...
MattSwagg 0
damn son, this happened in my old building lol
ironhulk_fml 0
i would of probably of chained that guys differential or transaxle to something large and extremely heavy and just sit back and watch wah happens