Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Well, if you just graduated, sure, that's understandable. But if its been up for a bit, don't be so touchy. They're allowed to change things around. I get the feeling you don't live at home?
pocket_sized 0
that's gonna happen to me in about 6 months...except mine mine will be replaced by a chihuahua
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Comments (76)
Brouhaha_fml 0
half the FMLs here are about your picture being replaced by your dogs picture. YDI
juicy_jay08 0
I would've done it too! I love German Shepherds
ajrt 0
they're giving u a hint that they eventually want u to find a job and get out of the house!
nobridgejustwate 0
...*shepherd.
rawrkira 3
It's a German Shepard. Duh it's going to replace you.
willll4444 2
ydi German shepherds are boss
simplybee 4
Damn ur dog has more love than u
dkhehra88 5
sorta makes sense, ur grammar in the last 2 sentences should have been a comma not a period, "with a painted one ,of our german shepard."
Mademoiselle_fml 34
The period was only used for emphasis. But if she had not done that, then it would've read like this: "Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one of our German Shepherd. FML" So you are incorrect. Yes, the period created a fragment, but as I said before, it was used for emphasis. The only mistake in the FML is that they spelled Shepherd "Sheperd" (which I fixed in the example). ...(probably overkill but whatever :p)
tianana1044 13
pnomoo o po
thebest200 5
No offense but I would do the same