Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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someguy945 0
It sounds like the dog didn't get stung. So how do you know the dog isn't allergic to bee stings? Maybe you saved the dog's life.
DutchWaiterGuy 8
maybe she doesn't know the difference between wasps and bees?
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Comments (44)
teiso_fml 0
I think you did a really nice thing, even if you did turn out to be allergic. When a human gets sick, the human gets treated. When an animal gets sick, the animal gets put down.
mattgood 0
Agreed.
boricua_4life407 5
Awwwww at least you tried to help the dog! :) That's very sweet of you! FYL:(
dalsegno 0
You know you could have whacked the bee away, then it wouldn't have stung you. I do it all the time since there are a lot of bees where I live. Picking up bees is not a good idea.
Srain 0
Erm... oww much? I hope your reaction isn't serious.
bored690 0
YDI for caring more about a dog than yourself. Honestly.
ss_super_sad 0
@ #1, how the **** do you kick a bee in the face?
monkeysgoooh 0
with a chuck norris round house kick of course :]
Ikz_Hustler 9
Sounds like you were helping the dog out =] but i never knew that you can get stung twice =s
X_o_X_ocutie 0
aww u were just trying to be sweet it's ok
Derp1256 0
How would you know if the dog is allergic if it didn't get stung? Either way FYL... if this fml is actually true.