Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
I think that wasps as a species are the biggest assholes on the planet.
asdadfhowrh 23
wasp happening with you?
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Comments (55)
annalivlivliv 20
This is why I don't go outside
pkypereira 11
that has happened to me before OP, I feel your pain
Tejanoswhy 19
It only takes 1 to invite the rest
Silk_Routes 14
really not your day
ApplePie1994 27
... he wanted to be an acrobat D,:
worldclassrager 41
At least you don't have to remove all the stingers like with bees I would call that an advantage
False_Stupidity 42
I think you just found the only sort of bright side in this sorry situation. Congratulations!
Lalala579121 28
I sorta feel your pain. Wasps have decided my bathroom is a good vacation spot and now I'm terrified to go in there.
alvarny 17
run like the wind....
mds9986 24
Best thing to do in that situation is to run away as far as possible until they give up. I've seen people just flail around while they continually get stung.
gloriousjohnson 3
its actually crazy how far the wasps will follow you while your sprinting at full speed, they are merciless
sturschaedel 27
And if you jump into a pool and dive they will hover over you until you have to come up for air. They are horrible.
xninix_fml 36
Cringed so hard reading this. Sorry op.