Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML
Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was stung by a red wasp. While my husband heroically killed it, I, the person terrified of wasps after being swarmed as a child, collapsed, sobbed, screamed, and almost vomited from sheer terror. Give me snakes, spiders, insects galore and I am fine. Single flying asshole of doom and I turn into a child. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
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lex1459 38
I think that wasps as a species are the biggest assholes on the planet.
asdadfhowrh 23
wasp happening with you?
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Comments (55)
CaptainSmith28 19
I'm amazed that you only got stung by one wasp.
I_Like_Dogs 28
Oh, I bet it waspainful.
ohSNAPyall 27
They started it.
TrickyDill 5
Try talking to your boss or HR
DarkusOmegaX 14
That's some Tom & Jerry stuff right there
gloriousjohnson 3
i feel your pain OP, I once put a hedge trimmer straight through a wasp's nest while cutting my parents hedge, i very colorfully told my dad that I will never be trimming his hedge for him again
Scarletheart 2
my first thought is how did the wasp sting you?.... you do know that wasps bite right? or maybe sad to say your education is that poor
DoomedGemini 38
No, wasps certainly sting. Some may bite, I've only ever heard of them stinging.
band13geek 16
Actually, according to Google, wasps sting - More than once, since their stingers don't come out. - but they don't bite.
Scarletheart 2
actually the do bite that's sad you need Google as your education I work outside with kids I know they don't stink bees sting wasps bite and hornets sting wow and I didn't need Google to tell me that
DoomedGemini 38
Then you're an idiot. Ignorance is one thing, but refusing to admit you're wrong is stupidity. Go talk to a bug expert, read a book, bet they will tell you wasps DO sting.
ScoocyDoong 11
That's one reason why I don't go outside that much.
Jryan952015 7
Well sucks to be you then
Iamnotfat 16
While you were being stung by all the other wasps, that first wasp rubbed his hands together, and snickered.