Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML
Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I took my first yoga class ever. Everything was going fine until it was time to stand up from the floor. My knees made a sound like snapping wood, my balance disappeared, and I nearly took out the lady next to me while trying to recover. She helped me up like I was part of her family. FML
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docscientist 10
Up your ass?
MrXerxes5 6
That awkward moment when your instinct betrays you. :/
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Comments (97)
dontfmlplzzz 6
You've got a long way to go grasshopper
FlyingWhisps 5
Tsk, Tsk, shame on you! Now how will all the little dojo boys and girls know how to fall? Everything is all your fault
mynameispickle 0
Well it is a natural thing to do...
Funny14u 0
Wher?
rockstar44 0
I think that is god telling u shut the **** up u should be learning not teaching
soccerstar255212 8
Which is better for a 15 year old girl karate boxing tae Kwon do or mma?
Akalia_fml 7
It is a natural instinct. When my dad was my age (you know, a long time ago, like in the 80s) he took karate and was a brown belt. When he was having a competition to get the next colour belt, he fell and ended up spraining both his wrists. That ended his karate career.
chengy4191 7
U must be a white belt
LullzKitteh 1
so what's the answer?!? and did u sprain your wrists or what?
NarwhalKing 0
Is he implying that his students are fat?