Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
Maybe soon you'll go for #3. Oh my.
Tripartita 45
I'd recommend child-proofing and padding the furniture in your house, OP. You might need to talk somebody into having a kid with you to save face when people ask /why/ you child-proofed everything, but it's a small price to pay.
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Comments (25)
sparkledoge 29
Maybe you should move that chair or cover the edges with something softer ?
kakarot26 7
take care bro
SwitchHunter 12
Do you believe in karma? :)
species4872 20
Obviously the chair remembered. It got you twice. And I would stay clear of doors, steps, dogs, cats hell just sit there you'll be much safer.
Bearsmomma 30
Good going Grace. I'm the same way. Always crashing into things. Tripping over imaginary furniture/items. I have been Grace for many, many years now. And have the bruises to prove it. I can relate to your pain, OP. Good luck.
Ritacalm 3
you sound like my daughter
Alorithan 16
How do you forget that?
jvanevery 19
that's why it hurts the pain is supposed to make you change your behavior move the chair change something I'm afraid the next next post we're going to see about you is from the Darwin Awards
jhanX 5
We have a saying in our house. When someone absolutely destroys their own legs by banging it against any piece of furniture we say granpa is visiting (his ghost anyway) because his signature move was just that.
Flyndaran 10
I was so forgetful and clumsy, with a high pain threshold, as a toddler, my parents thought I might have been retarded while my grandparents wondered if I was being abused. Every day I'd run out the backyard door to play forgetting that one concrete step. Slam! Faceplant. Every single blasted day for months.