Did you get the cheap one where a non-anatomically-correct man-shaped sponge expands when you soak it in water, or did you splurge for the expensive one where the operative part works like an all-day sucker in reverse?

YDI for confusing your Clay Aiken fantasy with your actual life.

i used to love those toys you put in water to see them expand as a kid. Although they were usually dinosaurs or zoo animals, and not a boyfriend sponge.

Lmfaooo

I love those things. They make a great slap-in-the-face gift.

This is not a good FML, it's actually a funny situation.

*goes to google Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy* EDIT: wait, that looks like I want a boyfriend. I'm just curious :P

"Today, I'm single. FML"

Friend made a scene and you don't have a boyfriend. Big deal?

o-o Whoa. You really are capable of pumping out enough comments to accumulate into an eight page essay.