Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
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Top comments
Penguin21 0
You deserved getting pulled over for actually believing that BS. Why would they put a traffic sign up if you didn't have to obey it? Sounds a bit stupid to me.
damnstopmessinup 0
and how did you get a permit? or license or whatever you have? how old are you?
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Comments (278)
Buckeyehead 0
Your an idiot........
marrz 0
Yah I heard this too, but I wasn't so dumb as to not look it up before I started running stop signs.
losernerd 0
FYL for being stupid. YDI it for being stupid. I'm torn!
gottalovepixar 0
If you actually thought that, you really shouldn't be driving. YDI
lily409 0
wow. you actually believed that!? dumbass,
Dixie_Normous 0
You're a ******* moron.
kksoooo 0
my friend did that to me once. we were driving in a not so busy neighborhood. it only took me 2 stops signs before I realized that there's no way those stops signs that I ran could safely be optional. and it took me about 4 stop signs before I realized that all stop signs have a white outlines. sorry, bud, but you shoulda realized.
sharpe15 0
I was going to ask how you could be so stupid. But I see you're from Oklahoma.
ptrox123 2
lol i agree with # 146 . i mean how many stop signs do they have in oklahoma ? one ? i can't believe you fell for that if you got a ticket then YDI for being a gullible idoit .
colormestupid 0
YDI for not already knowing that, and being a dumbass and believing your cousin