Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew why. I panicked and blurted out, "Because I just killed someone?" He just stared at me in disbelief and said, "No, because your taillight's out. Should I be concerned?" FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
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Top comments
Penguin21 0
You deserved getting pulled over for actually believing that BS. Why would they put a traffic sign up if you didn't have to obey it? Sounds a bit stupid to me.
damnstopmessinup 0
and how did you get a permit? or license or whatever you have? how old are you?
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Comments (278)
ozymandias_fml 0
Please, please, please destroy your drivers license and give your car to charity. You are simply too stupid to be driving.
jcrew_fml 0
you should tell your cousin to stop taking advice from the radio...that was on NPR yesterday...and i hope that cop tased you...for many reasons
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
Only in Oklahoma.
nodayliketoday 0
If this really happened, you're an idiot and your cousin is an asshole.
lol_cakes 0
wait, so are they optional or not?
swagmonkey 0
I can only hope you're joking...
nick17 0
Wow it a legit retard
LoveItOrLeaveIt 0
Now explain to me this...how the hell did you get your licence, clearly, if it were true then they would have told you about it in any driving classes or tests
stephsteph90 0
lol I can't believe you fell for that. oldest trick in the book
thelonelylurker 0
Assuming you're old enough to drive... you must be retarded. Cut up your driver's licence and wash your hands of the whole business.
well_this_sucks 0
YDI cuz you actually believed yer cousin and FYL cuz you ACTUALLY believed yer cousin