Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML
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amykillswitch 0
what a tool. maybe he passed out from your good looks?
vxjazz 0
Many people say they don't care what you look like because that's the only way you'll agree to give them your picture....
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Comments (139)
AntiChrist7 0
you're an idiot, you really think that was his picture? that's what you get for chatting with strangers. YDI
Zoa_fml 0
Some people are such assholes!
Stupidpeople 0
Well lets see the picture and we will be able to decide if the guy was being harsh or not?? Maybe you just werent his type or whatever, dont lose too much sleep over it.....
quesoesbueno59 0
I've read something almost the exact same here on FML before.
dguy_fml 0
If you are who I think you are, I'm sorry. Some pretty heavy stuff happened in my life at the same time. It had nothing to do with you. -D
Hong_Kong 0
You guys stereotype so much. I'm a gorgeous guy and I meet people on forums all the time, but maybe that's because I'm a teenager and everyone in HK is lame other than the whitewashed people.
eternally 0
well if he really is that superficial, at least you've found out now and haven't invested too much time with him.
xalexrulesx 0
ooooooo BURN. you got PWNED up the ass!
kayb12 0
hmm anyone can take a decent looking picture if they angle it right.. right? it really shouldn't be that hard to look good in just one picture. i don't understand. and you should've known that he WOULD care.
itsTiffany 0
Damn.. well, there are other fish in the sea. FYL