Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I'd met online. The picture was in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML
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amykillswitch 0
what a tool. maybe he passed out from your good looks?
vxjazz 0
Many people say they don't care what you look like because that's the only way you'll agree to give them your picture....
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Ox_Baker 0
We've heard this one a hundred times. Always post a pic, and never chat with a woman who doesn't. Fake pics are fairly easy to spot. If things are going well, ask for her phone number.
warrior200718 0
OMG....That sounds like something that happened to me just this week....wonder if its the same guy? hmm.....
mixty2009 0
been there-done that...i know it sucks
DaemonDoC 0
well, he may just have work or sth. or he may be an arse. anyways, that's why i hate online meetings and 'feelings'
withfire 0
Maybe you should try not being so ugly?
King_of_Kings 3
#47 you took the words right out of my mouth!
christine1234 0
wtf does YDI stand for
blargity 0
#49 you deserved it maybe his internet died or maybe he has overly high conformist standards for beauty like a lot of assholes on here :D
helios_rex 0
Send ME the pic and we'll see.
TryToBeKind 0
I hope you're making it up. But if you're not, YDI (you deserved it, #49) for meeting someone online in the first place.