Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
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Top comments
Knockyoudown 0
Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite
soccerkrzy 0
How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.
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Comments (228)
nattylight 0
YDI. You are obviously an idiot. You one of the biggest tools around. You are the type of driver I would flip off for driving like a moron.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
You deserve it ******.
silvermoonstar3 3
She deserves it, but she is not a bassoon, cigarette, or pile of sticks. Also, calling people gay while meaning to call them stupid is REALLY stupid. I hope she lives near you and hits you.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Cry me a river ******.
SuperSpore 0
Um, ****** means gay male. Fag is a cigarette. OP: Hypocrite. YDI
smiller0789 3
****** is a bundle of wood
emzmcgee 0
****** has a lot of definitions, none of which really work for the female in question.
Aulo 0
So no one else can speed, but it's alright if you do it? I'm glad you got the ticket.
ExpectationsFail 0
Karma. It's a bitch.
NaturallyUnlucky 0
YDI twice over; first for being a rat and second for being a hypocrite.
lottofee 0
actually three times: for putting this on this side, hoping to get some sympathy... ydi
NaturallyUnlucky 0
Ah, yes, I had forgotten that last one. She's quite the lovely lady, isn't she?
codaic1549 0
I moderated this one!! but ydi, if u were going to speed in the first place, why did u ask for a cop to come there?? but you could just have asked the law to raise the speed limit by the average of the usual. or just not have speed period. sorry though.
jewelzgalore 0
Hypocrite much?
kira822_fml 0
And now it's YOUR fault your kid's are not safe
hellosies 0
Hypocrite.
StoneColdNigga 0
Dumbass hypocrite