Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
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Top comments
Knockyoudown 0
Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite
soccerkrzy 0
How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.
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Comments (228)
PollySighDevil 0
YDI for calling the Fuzz... and being a woman who can't keep from speeding down her own street!
runwest07 0
I'm confused. How do we know if the OP is a woman? They're "Anonymous" and it just said "daughter's ballet class."
joe17857 0
you mean besides the fact that it says woman next to Anonymous?
fudgerz 0
next to anonymous it says (woman) karma's a bitch byotch!! I have no respect for hypocrites.
ImAKlutz15 0
Wow. At least they listened to you right?
summer66_fml 0
hypocrite
Eros_fml 0
YDI completely, i hate people who call the cops for something thats insignificant like that, you are taking up their time from doing actual work
supercripple 0
You call something like speeding insignificant. We'll see how insignificant it is when someone creams someone you love and permanently injures them or kills them.
crzymonkeyxo 0
But if it is a neighborhood street where kids might wander into the road then speeding is serious because the driver may not have time to stop after he/she sees the kid
Unlucky_Gun 0
Actually it's not insignificant idiot
T1A2Z3 35
Well it seems like OP could have at least taken one speeder off the road before calling the cops...
Colby_Colbert 0
i bet ur motto is "do as i say, not as i do" right?
heatherlk4 0
best response so far
Inked2009 0
Worlds biggest hypocrite you call the police out of concern of your daughter. Then you put her life in danger for no damn reason, what a great parent you are!
wafflemonger 0
If you're so concerned for your children's safety, why are you speeding WHILE THEY'RE IN THE CAR? I assume you were taking them home...
Phillay632 0
You got what you asked for, so why are you upset? This isn't an FML.
irishkid25 0
YDI for speeding. simple
lovexcheer33 0
wow. way to go.