Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street, because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughter's ballet class, I got pulled over two blocks away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML
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Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
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Top comments
Knockyoudown 0
Whoops. At least you've learnt a lesson. But thats what you get for being a hypocrite
soccerkrzy 0
How stupid could you be? You called in the complaint, obviously they were going to set up a speedtrap. ******* idiot.
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Comments (228)
eaglesrule8120 0
"In Kansas, $150 would be like 30 mph over the speed limit. Dumbass." OK, but the person who posted this is from Mass, so that's irrelevant. Dumbass. Doesn't justify it though
byaaah 0
LMFAO not only are you a snitch, you're a hypocrite too! idiots... just what the world needs more of.
RoyalBloodline 0
Hypocrite =)
afmanslady 0
i think it would be a smarter thing to do if you just taught your kids to not play in the street. if it makes you feel any better, we're all hypocrites.
soccer9270 0
bitch got what she deserved
ManxOnxFire 0
Karmas a bitch
crazyasianlady 0
I once got into a fight about the same thing with a self righteous prick like yourself. Perhaps you should keep your kids out of the street. If they can't figure out that they should move if a car is coming, I think we can employ Darwin's "Survival of the Fittest" theory here. Mind your own damn business and let the police take care of speeders.
citrusfawn 0
#193- AGREE
gummibehrs 4
Maybe you shouldn't be a hypocrite. If you don't like other people doing it, don't do it yourself. You must be my neighbor, she's a nosy bitch like yourself.
Uniera 0
Unfortunately, I accidentally hit FYL instead of YDI. I hope that's the case with everyone else who hit FYL, because you're a complete ******* hypocrite.
tisiphone_fml 0
This is like on my list of 100 top pet peeves. They decreased the speed limit on my (perfectly straight, flat, visible) street from 40 to 30 because of a call like OPs. If you can't bear to be or look outside to watch your kids and keep them from running into the street...