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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Oh the humanity

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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RedJester23 6

well that was a moosetake

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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karma sucks doesnt it

You two are lucky to have your lives. Those moose get big! Well, your pride may be hurt, but at the end of the day, just be thankful to have your life. A lot of people die from hitting a moose. It could have been a lot worse. I hope you both feel better soon!

Don't act cocky.

Hope the moose is ok

Karma's a bitch isnt it?

Oh the irony ....

Was the moose ok?

Maybe next time you'll be a bit less distracted while you're driving. And maybe not brag, because karma was clearly trying to give you a reality check. Haha. Seriously though, be careful. Hope you guys didn't get hurt.

(Boyfriend) you where saying?

gatorgirl7563 22

Was the moose able to walk away or did you get to eat it afterwards so the meat wouldn't be wasted? Oh, and were you and your bf injured?