Oh no…
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML
Today, one of my friends got upset with me because I’m leaving our high school. The high school I have been bullied at for the past 3 years. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Today, I found out the high school I have been doing at home for the past 3 years isn't accredited and doesn't count for anything. I'm 18 and starting high school as a freshman next year. FML
Today, I found out that the "school after you graduate" meme is true. When I was there, only one of the classrooms had AC. Now they all do. Additionally, a bunch of particularly ineffectual teachers got sacked. I missed out on being around adults with spines and brains and not being cooked alive every day. FML
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
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Top comments
michaelrule4 0
Well use your new friends in your new school to support you? Still FYL
Linka_fml 0
I'm sure they'll remember .-. I was home schooled for two years, went back in highschool, and OHAI, they remember. FML indeed, kids now-a-days are shit (y) point blank.
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Comments (81)
trashmonkey 0
haha that sucks but it shouldnt be that bad, at least you`ll have your new friends and old ones... unless everyone at your old school hated you.... but uh yea :D
lovelybells 0
wow, you must be a real loser!
rcbarnes 24
For getting away from people she finds unpleasant? No, she's not.
scarletlily_fml 3
And? Get over yourself.
wordgirl 0
YOU are an ass, scarletlily. If you don't want to read people's hard-luck tales, navigate away, and stop giving grief because someone used the site for its intended use.
Twinklestar 0
And if you don't want to read people's responses to bullshit "hardluck" stories, don't scroll down to the comments section.
GraceMonica 8
Why is this being posted now? it happened like two months ago.
expen_dable 0
Aww, a cute widdle high schooler trying to sound like an FML badass with a "quick as lightning" comeback about not "understanding concepts". Actually, the 2 FML's i've sent in got posted within a day. So no, you aren't some elite genius and you aren't witty (like so many kids here try to be, and its painfully obvious). Goddamn pretentious high schoolers!
hijkl00 0
expen_dable... if you looked at their profile instead of being so pretentious yourself, you would see they are 22, so clearly not a high schooler. get over yourself.
Intellectualist 0
Owned expendable, owned. That was a pretty stupid thing to say, were you trollin'?
expen_dable 0
so by your logic, every single person on this website has the exact and correct information on their profiles...sorry to burst your bubble, but not everyone is super devoted to FML, just to people with no *real* friends like you guys. FYI, saying "owned" doesn't make you "win" in real life. But maybe it does on the internet? I don't spend my nights fighting with lonely teenagers on the internet. Sorry.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
expen_dable, the more of a loser you are in real life, the more "cool" you are on the internet, especially on FML. people who have lives like you aren't cool here. go take your fancy friends and sunlight and life and leave! the FML losers will all gang up on you, believe me, they have no friends so they have lots of extra time! and yeah, high schoolers with no lives do think that saying "owned" makes them "teh winner." don't try and reason with them.
hijkl00 0
where are you getting that anyone on here has no 'real' friends? what makes any of us on here so different to you? you are the one leaving silly childish comments. and no one is spending their nights fighing with teenagers but you expen-dable. and for reference, im not a teeneger either. have fun being a troll :)
Intellectualist 0
I didn't really have anything to win, so quite why you think I'm under the impression that I am the 'winnar' I'm unsure. I just see it everyday 'oh highschoolers, you're so immature', it's a boring argument, it makes you sounds pompous, and quite frankly, like you have your head in your self indulged arse. I don't see why someone would say they were 22, odd age to fake isn't it? Generally, I come on FML in my lunch break at work to break to monotony of the working day, by having a chat with some people who I get along with. I see nothing wrong with that, it's nice to have a break.
Pandasaur 0
I don't get why people who spend time on the Internet automatically "don't have lives or friends." It's such a silly thing to say. I spend some of my time here and I spend a lot of my other time with friends, doing things for school, working, etc. Every moment of your life doesn't need to be spent hanging out. Relaxing at home and reading through websites doesn't mean that you're without a life. Hopefully these people are just trolling, because it'll be really sad if they're serious. Besides, everyone knows that saying things like "you're here because you have no real friends" and "you don't have a life you loser LOL" just points to that person's own insecurities. ;D I'd rather be the person that comes on FML to have fun conversations with people than the person who comes here to "boost" her confidence by insulting others. That just ain't cool.
hugzandkisses666 0
I agree with them because hypoxxia replied to the person as if they're stupid when they just asked a simple, reasonable question..it seems reasonable to question why an old FML was submitted after so long..he or she didn't have to include that unnecessary, "I'm sure it's a very difficult concept to understand."
patticake1601 0
you escaped them? full of yourself aren't you....
wordgirl 0
Now, THIS is an FML. I agree, OP. Your life sucks. Good luck next year. :(
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but the FML featuring the homeless guy throwing poo at a windshield while shouting "Praise the Lord!" is the best FML of all time. Of all time.
Kismet80 0
Anyone think that maybe this kid was being bullied at her last school. It sure sounds like it to me, otherwise why use the word escape?
Brooklynxman 0
This blows. I am SO very sorry for the OP. For everyone saying "Oh you escaped them you must be a crappy person"...you are probably the type of person who makes having to escape an actual necessity.
lotsologan 2
that sounds exactly like some private girls school in sacramento! weird.