Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Oh no…
Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24
Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.
907nispel 6
Well, hit the books op!
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Greenmarsh 31
Sounds like tests are not the only things you've been taking this month OP.
shyeahh_fml 19
Or forgetting to take...
Paradoxxxx 16
Count it as a blessing
iAlissa 34
I'm not sure she feels so blessed at the moment.
AntiPrude 26
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@15 Actually I think she's going to do the sensible thing and count it as an aborted fetus.
AntiPrude 26
@122 ...Problem? ;)
Enslaved 38
School of Hard Knocks (not Cocks!)
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, she's already done well at the "School of Hard Cocks"
Ksweety_fml 27
Congratulations OP.
carelessxdanger 9
i second the child being a blessing. your baby can be your motivation to do great in school so that you can be able to support it (: think "positive" ;) lol
marcranger 29
I don't! Sounds like OP's doing badly enough at life...do you really want her screwing up someone else's too?
AntiPrude 26
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#18 how can she use the baby for motivation if it will need her full attention and will prevent her from studying, which means also no career or skills, which means no money, which means welfare to basically get enough money to not starve to death, and with that she cant go out, go to events, or travel. She'll be doomed to drifting through life like a piece of shit, all for the sake of raising an unwanted child to go to a cheap state school, and probably start doing drugs because he/she is so depressed what a hopeless pointless life his/her mother is leading. OR, 'think abortion'.
ksks1234 33
106-- Jesus Christ, dude! Did you knock this chick up, or something? I am pro-choice, but you are extreme. You sound like one of those guys that gets his girl pregnant, then demands she gets an abortion.
kto123 16
I do agree. I was in a similar situation. I found out I was pregnant after dropping out of school. I re-entered school and will have my degree this semester by the time she is born. She has been my drive to do better and be more responsible.
tehdarkness 21
It's quite easy to avoid pregnancy... Sorry but you fail.
NotSoTypical 10
@19 While I agree that there are plenty ways to avoid becoming pregnant, do keep in mind that some people may not be aware of all the options. In most schools(k-12) abstinence is taught and nothing else is really taught on the matter. I'd imagine certain colleges are like that as well.
aubama_fml 15
At least a test you passed without having to study hard for it.
Nyx_fml 23
I have a feeling that studying hard for this type of test might not be a problem for many people.
Zimmington 21
Just a lot of practice
Omfgitsmia 15
This made me laugh harder than I'm proud to admit.
sunnyray812 42
Study harder and use protection.
Blink_me26 21
Congratulations? I'm sure you will love your bub no matter what OP. Good luck.
cryssycakesx3 23
bub?
doodlecloud 27
Bub is another word for baby.
AntiPrude 26
@29 Nah shes gonna abort it :) And 'bub' is a stupid word.