Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Oh no…
Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24
Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.
907nispel 6
Well, hit the books op!
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Comments (101)
wazinator 1
Next time you should spend more time spreading books open rather than spreading your legs open! Just some advice..
OliverGothic 12
And whose fault was that ?
FangirlingAlways 14
Your fault.
ultra_notorious 26
trollop
duuuh1 11
Please, college guys sleep around constantly and are congratulated for it relentlessly. Can the **** shaming, accidents happen no matter how careful you are.
Perfectly_Killer 14
Maybe if you didn't have sex all the time, you might actually pass a test
fantasyworld 39
The comments would be different if OP was a guy getting a girl pregnant. Can we stop with the **** shaming?
theFickleFinger 24
I don't think the differences would be very different. "Stop partying and study," and "Wear a condom, moron!" apply to a guy as well.
ethenderson 3
.... does that mean you're pregnant or not? passing a test means a favorable result...
TaliVasRannoch 8
Yay..?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sounds like you spent too much time screwing around (literally) when you should have been studying. And when doing said screwing around, you obviously weren't taking precautions, i.e. protection. No sympathy from me.