Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Oh no…
Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24
Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.
907nispel 6
Well, hit the books op!
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kaduzy 12
Maybe less time spent having unprotected sex and more time studying? Just a thought. After all, what did you go to University for?
skitzymew 19
No birth control is 100% effective. If you don't want to get pregnant, don't have sex. Don't jump to conclusions, either, because it only takes one time to get pregnant. For all we know she was studying every night and just so happened to have sex once.
detestableguy 1
you will soon get a good job for passing this test
DippinGrizzly907 27
Shoulda hit the books more instead of the D... Hope you know who the dad is. But if your at a campus that's anything like Santa Barbara I doubt it! IV street!!!
Xotoolyxo 16
Time to start reading mommy books as well
rsg0001 15
Mazol Tov on passing!
VancouverGuy89 9
Congrats ?
vandeele 8
Well I guess your college years are over. Say goodbye to that dream education of yours bc for the next 20 yrs... that's your #1 responsibility
limabeans101029 21
Unless she chooses adoption or abortion.
emopoe 12
More time studying, less time f**king. YDI, IMO.
shakethat 10
Odd. When I pass a pregnancy test it's negative. If you are pregnant I would say u failed this test as well.
Alysharayner 2
baby's are a blessing. I was not expecting my little one....but I am so happy she is here. she is the best this that even happened to me.