Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Minneapolis, United States
Oh no…
Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It's the only test I've passed all month. FML
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aruam365 24
Not to sound harsh but maybe had you been studying rather than out having sex, you wouldn't be in this situation.
907nispel 6
Well, hit the books op!
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jude_iscariot 7
I don't want to assume much, but it seems like maybe your priorities have been in the wrong place?
skitzymew 19
She could have been studying every night and only had sex once. It doesn't have much to do with her priorities if this is the case.
HyperFLIGHT 6
Maybe study harder, or get a job on a tv show when you have no talent like the kardashians???
ArielTheMermaid 17
If you don't want to be pregnant, you shouldn't have had sex.
limabeans101029 21
So... married couples in their 30s who don't want children shouldn't have sex?
FlawlessSin 5
maybe spend less time having sex and more time studying? YDI
limabeans101029 21
Argh, why does everyone keep saying this?! It takes one time having sex to get pregnant so you have no idea how much time she's spending having sex!
skitzymew 19
She could have been studying every night and only had sex once. Don't jump to conclusions.
lolli_12 6
Not a good look, no offense
cbelanger 9
You should start studying baby books. They are probably a lot cheaper than college books anyway. Good luck, you will make the right choice for yourself.
TheJMB 15
USE CONTRACEPTION STUPID
skitzymew 19
No birth control is 100% effective. If you don't want to get pregnant, don't have sex. Don't jump to conclusions, either, because she could have very well been using a condom.
limabeans101029 21
How do you know she wasn't using contraception? No contraception is 100% effective.
sadistmonkey 19
Wait, does passing your pregnancy test mean you are pregnant or you aren't pregnant?
Mista_Reed 6
That's unfortunate OP. Good luck!
supermanthathoe 1
You're just stuck on stupid