Today, I learned that my new boyfriend seriously thinks that Inglorious Bastards is historically accurate and is actually the secret history of World War 2 being revealed to the public. Nothing I say will make him change his mind. I guess that relationship is a goner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
Today, during a social media dive on my new boyfriend, I found out his username on an old forum was "Hitlerdidnothingwrong69." I confronted him, and all he said was, "It was a different time, that was funny then." FML
Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend watching Andrew Tate videos and agreeing with everything he was saying. I shared my opinion that Tate is a disgusting human, and my boyfriend said that of course I’d try to suppress the truth like a typical woman. Ladies, I think my boyfriend is broken beyond repair. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
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darwinism 30
Seems legit. Show him the Leonardo Di Caprio documentary about "Titanic".
Glowworm56 27
Does he think that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter as well?
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littlefoott69 14
maybe you should check his story first, maybe "you" are wrong, look up x troop nicknamed by Winston Churchill and you will see some similarities, and Google illuminati while you are at it.
Paula844 7
The Illuminati made the original post for the sole purpose of throwing us off their scent.
Lucky O'Guin 18
YDI, if you had any idea at all how he thinks about things and what he believes in. Seriously, all these people yelling "FML, my SO is a weirdo/idiot/freak/bum, etc...", you all deserve it if you know how they are and you choose to be with them in spite of it, you ALL deserve it!
SneezyBear 27
"Today, I LEARNED that my NEW boyfriend..." Maybe I'm reading between the lines here, but no, I don't think OP had any idea prior to this moment.
stellar 64
He only believes in alternative facts. Maybe he can apply for a job at the white House?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Does he also believe that Kim Jong Un was assassinated by a talk show host?