Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, I was thinking again how I literally haven't had any real life friends for years. I know I don't interact with others much, especially recently, but why am I even ignored at school? Do I deserve this like people keep saying? I really like my online friends but why does everyone but me have someone IRL? FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9
Well their school work answers are gonna be invisible after this too
mbouf 0
that sux I had a few " friends" like that when I was younger. but I also had some real friends. good luck
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astriofou 0
poor guy. HUG! feel better?
missbadluk 0
:( this is a REAL fml. :(
wrwrestler8 4
You seem smart. Why haven't you decided to read a book on social dynamics, or PUA (pickup artist) skills? I've read all the books, and after reading them, and deciding to put the common theories into practice and deciding to simply BE A MAN, it all makes complete sense as to what to do (once you understand the basic idea of 1- what being a man is and 2- what a complete boss/"real man" should do in a situation). In your case? I would have been like: "hey *nickname that picks on the kids insecurity but is funny so the rest laugh at his expense*, thats really funny asswipe. almost as funny as the time as *embarrassing story for him*. see if you ever copy off my tests again!" then when the other kids were laughing, id turn to them and be like "this guys such a loser!" and smile charismatically and nod my head (the act of smiling and nodding gets people to GENUINELY AGREE WITH YOU AND FEEL THAT. you should know this by now.) if you did things like this at the right times, people wouldn't just easily walk all over you. people should have to verbally BEST YOU and it should be DIFFICULT FOR THEM. they shouldn't just be able to squat over you slowly and take a shit. come on now
Karmasabiych 7
Aww that's horrible:/
YoungHomie 6
Thats so sad :( give them the wrong answers for homework
italianangel23 6
Know that feel, bro...
Miooow 16
Beat the crap outta them OP! Or get them to pay you for every answers they copied! Or better still do NOT share answers with these idiots!
ShutUpAndStare 7
Canada, is that you? Or do you prefer to be called Matt?
Dyiashia 15
you watch Hetalia too?!?
Dyiashia 15
well I don't need answers and I'll be your friend :)
BlobfishUnite 14
I apparently have no feelings ;_;