unlucky
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hello!
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880 22
Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.
AhhBrenid 8
Old people are funny :)
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Jimboom 12
Awww bless. He is blowing you little rock kisses.
iAmScrubs 19
When in doubt, stone the person to death. That's a wonderful motto to live by.
perdix 31
What exactly were you waving at him? Whenever I jog by an old person sitting on the porch, I drop my shorts and wave my **** at them. I figure that if they are demented enough to sit on the porch, the cops are just going to laugh in their face when they hear their delusional story of a guy waving his dick at them.
deviable 9
Actually they get enough dick waving calls to take it at face value.
Daralea 21
Now why would you give them a target, perdix?
ohSNAPyall 27
Head value?
perdix 31
#56 Because there's very little chance of them hitting anything. Wait, that's because I'm so fast! Yeah, that's it, I'm very, very fast.
frackhappens 3
Next time you go jogging by wear a camouflage outfit and pelt him with eggs while running by....woot thatll start a neighborhood war.. Ha ha....
YwTwss 0
old man on the back porch!!
kennyrock86 0
that's funny shock....
SnailJamsss 6
Maybe that's what he does for fun.
SnigglePoop 3
Atleast he didn't chase you with his **** out..
ohSNAPyall 27
Everybody must get stoned. - another old man
Daralea 21
Ahhh old people and the sense of entitlement they have just by managing to not get themselves killed.