unlucky
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Oh, hello!
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880 22
Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.
AhhBrenid 8
Old people are funny :)
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AhhBrenid 8
Old people are funny :)
theTrollGuy 7
And so is people with exposing profile pictures.
ColdplaySucks 18
(Clint Eastwood voice): Get off my lawn.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
It seems the Get Off My Lawn movement is turning violent.
leadman1989 16
Hey 20 some of us are pathetic and horny enough to enjoy the odd not-totally-raunchy possibly underage boob shoot ok. Now where was I? Fap fap fap
urdirtyolduncle 15
This just further proves that old people can get away with anything.
slick5880 22
Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.
PinkLove98 0
haha thats funny
TurnpikeTwister 0
I do, but not like that, and I usually require a B.O.B. right after...
mr_inkredible 0
So he had stones with him just in case someone waved at him? This guy is prepared
MwahFMLS 6
Too late to apologize!
theTrollGuy 7
U mad?
Alexandra53225 4
why do people try to be social
superficialheart 11
Why do you try to be funny?
DocBastard 40
That doesn't look like an attempt at humour to me. It looks more like a simple rhetorical question. Here's a non-rhetorical question for you - Do you have to try to be bitchy to people, or does it come naturally to you?
superficialheart 11
Thumbing you down, how do you like me now?
sydie5 12
KaySL you're a little bit bitchy yourself. Arguing with an idiot only makes you one.
DocBastard 40
No Sydie, KaySL is a lot bitchy, but that's why we all hate/love/admire/despise her/him/it. Clear?
THE_A_TEEN 28
What does thumbing down the person calling you out will do much to you? That's like saying you're going to flood the earth, with a gardening hose. Really stupid.
leadman1989 16
I'm here also. Contribute something? Do I ever? Hahahahaha :(
Daralea 21
sydie, she wasn't arguing with an idiot. She was merely shaking her genitals and throwing her shit at it.
Savra_fml 17
Come on, did you wave or give him the finger?
qazaq 1
He might have had bad eyesight and thought thy you were flipping him off... Maybe
iiNommBaconz 0
Well at least he didn't throw bricks. I would've thrown bricks. Hmmm, I'm gonna buy me some bricks. Mmmmmm Brickkszzzz *brick-gasm*
alteregome 9
The hell is wrong with you?
Lidiya8lml 0
Your a ****** up 14 year old brat. Shouldn't 14 year olds be happy and cherry about stuff?
iiNommBaconz 0
*You're *cheery. And, obviously my comment was sarcastic, you on the other hand are a complete ignorant dick. My comedy is different, get over it and learn to be mature.
ohSNAPyall 27
Why not be cherry? Some people enjoy being sweet and fruity. And sometimes wild.
Lidiya8lml 0
Really pelting bricks is fun? What the **** is wrong with u. I'll remember that when I'm pelting bricks at u dumbass
iiNommBaconz 0
Once again, obviously I was being sarcastic (hence the "brick-gasm"). Seriously dude, take a darn joke.
Lidiya8lml 0
Knowing people like you it is probely not a joke and you are serisouly going to do it
iiNommBaconz 0
Knowing people like me? You have no idea who I am. So back the **** off and shut the **** up.
NEEPLES 7
I love you grandpa.
idontknowyou123 0
Hehehe old man jenkins hehehe