unlucky
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hello!
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I saw an old man on his porch. Being friendly, I waved at him as I ran by. Apparently, his idea of greeting someone is pelting them with stones. FML
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slick5880 22
Some people like getting stoned in the morning. I guess you look like one of those people.
AhhBrenid 8
Old people are funny :)
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Comments (81)
Lidiya8lml 0
Old people are so random. You don't know what they'll do next
KiddNYC1O 22
Meg, you're stupid... you know he likes Chris!
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Next time you run, bring a dog and have it empty its piss-pipe and poop-chute on the old man's lawn. For bonus points, get more than one dog and turn his lawn into a minefield of dog logs. If you get the joke, then you get a cookie :D
KiddNYC1O 22
Chocolate chip or macadamia?
mariebiscut1242 11
Gimme my COOKIE :) (Please let it be chocolate chip)
kitsune3 20
And the award for least mature comment goes to Cmdr_Shepard.
ters19 10
Sorry I'll tell my grandpa not to do that anymore
lilly98ish 4
Lmfao!!! sorry but I can just imagine that haha hope Ur okay tho :)
TipsyHobo 7
Did he yell, "WITCH", by chance?
kaos928 3
I can't wait until I'm old so I can shamelessly throw rocks at joggers.
robertandrew 5
This made me laugh my ass off.
toyotita4 3
Was his house made of glass?
comment11111 39
old people are creepy