Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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abbyhoneywaffles 11
Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
SoSickWithIt 14
Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.
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KiddNYC1O 22
I thought of Chronicle.
octinate 17
Waves don't usually signify something is about to hit you
SportsKnut 8
Follow the rule, look both ways before you drop your phone in the street
disney_blonde 16
You noticed a man waving but you didn't notice a car?
ilove80smetal 8
I really hope your deaf (I don't mean that in a mean way) but most normal people would have heard the car behind them. If not then your just stupid for walking in the middle of the road.
Okayitwasme 0
Have a neighbor who never looks when she backs up, just zoooooooms out the drive way! She is like 300 years old and I'm not sure she has a license. Her car is all dinged up! So ya some people shouldn't drive!
Xxsoldierxx29 3
Lol your retarded
MonsterSlayer13 5
aww..poor u :(
lmg248 4
At least he was looking out for your safety :)
Cami15 6
"oh hey there neighbor! Hows the wife and.. BAM *thump thump, thump thump.
snoopyF 9
since when does waving signal 'move, theres a car behind u'? damn i should have picked up sign language...