Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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abbyhoneywaffles 11
Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
SoSickWithIt 14
Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.
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Pelreskovich 11
At least you're alive!
akito11 5
Lol well now you can open up a conversation by just thanking him and then continues talkin to him
zebralover23 14
Well, he could if been waving at first, then Turing into a move signal?
EduJav321 24
Thats a good conversations starter
SamLiveFree_77 9
Just a ******* wave? There is a damn car about to hit you and your neighbor decides to warn you by waving his hand around? He could have yelled.
ineslovescats 5
Oh wow that sucks but on the bright side at least you didn't get hit!
Okayitwasme 0
Dumb ass! What did he think you were going to look at? He should have pointed and shook his head no! You then would have looked where he was pointing! Not a smart neighbor OP
Epikouros 32
This would be a great illustrated FML!
twilightluvr101 4
Yeah it would be funny only if u where there instead of op #7
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How did you not notice a car coming toward you? Weren't you watching where you were going?