Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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abbyhoneywaffles 11
Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
SoSickWithIt 14
Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.
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FYL_justsayin 9
He could have at least yelled, too. Or pointed, or pushed you out of the way...