Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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abbyhoneywaffles 11
Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
SoSickWithIt 14
Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.
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kimmi41509 10
Maybe you shouldn't be presumably walking in the middle of the road. YDI
Enslaved 38
Watch where you are going! There are some crazy drivers. (I know that all too well) I would think a wave and a "get out of the way" hand gesture should look different.
littlemsweirdo 12
Sorry man. you kinda deserved it for not being attentive. Didn't we all learn to look both ways when crossing a street in preschool? o_O
twilightluvr101 4
Well maybe op was being attentive until her neighbor waved(attempted warning) and distracted her thus leading to her not seeing the car
pinkcrayola 0
So did you get hit?
mauguster 15
Yes, she died instantly
pinkcrayola 0
You can get ht by a car without dying.
mauguster 15
I was being sarcastic saying she is fine because if she was really hurt she wouldn't be worrying about posting this to FML
SnowGo 1
Hey would u like to play mw3 with me???
nowais 0
He was distracting you so you would get hit :)
Dajucy1 7
At least now you both have something to talk about
LatinLegacy 8
Dammmn
Eddie465 0
What happen to yelling out, "Look out!"
Mr25_fml 14
"Hiii!! How are you today! How's your fam-" WHAM! This is the reason we look before crossing the street