Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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abbyhoneywaffles 11
Well you're not dead, so that's a plus!
SoSickWithIt 14
Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.
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Comments (115)
jose1760 1
He should of used his Jedi powers to help you avoid the car accident!
cash_monkey72 9
The Sith are better!
geon_olam 17
But that would have sent the car flying into a nearby tree, swiftly killing all three passengers! Ur a horrible horrible person.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Jedies don't exist...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Jedies don't exist...
TXjuggalo972 6
He should have used fus ro dah
maryam8869 7
Didnt he use his voice .,?! just waving is stupid and confusing .
maryam8869 7
OMG... my highest thumbs up ever :>
ItsTheKing 10
Or sight.
ICATiger 13
When someone is about to get hit by a car you don't start waving like a retard you would at least shout a warning at them....
anakaren_831 1
He should have used a more obvious cue that you don't use quite often to signal "hello".
indiiboo 0
Something tells me people don't wave to you often...Lol xD
andreajassel 0
Well at least it didn't hit you lol
TexasMud 8
He was trying to persuade the driver to hit you, and you interpreted it the wrong way.
Volleyball1o 0
You should talk to him more often now.
veritoswty6 14
If you didn't know the man, you should've seen back before waving at him back FYL