Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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luckyducky123 0
I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.
turdburgers 0
Leave one more that says "bitch".
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Comments (143)
hey0_fml 0
is your name kyle? because i know a kid names kyle that calls himself pandabear and you sound like him.
czarofandronia 0
wow wat a jerk who would delete a post of someone saying happy bday to u? that's just asking for ironic karma to kick ur a$$
Hiropon 0
Eheheheh. If you did something bad to them, screw you. If you didn't, screw them. ...don't take that literally.
d2r 0
lol
milkshakesrule 0
How mean :(
tisiphone_fml 0
Eh, don't worry. At your ten year reunion she will be twice divorced, have three screaming kids, too much botox and time on the tanning bed, one bankruptcy, and no career. Nearly universal truth for the future of "that girl" from High School.
sh3pherdd 0
this really belongs on MLIA not FML. its not that big of a deal.
scrodum 0
awe, this is really sad. I think you should like try finding a way to make it look like you dont care. she's obviously a stuck up bitch who thinks she's too cool for you. im in high school, i deal with those girls everyday.
bitchesandhos 0
lol thats funny. put up with it. im sure kids in africa would like your life if you dont want it
dugumit 0
delete the bitch from your friends!