Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
luckyducky123 0
I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.
turdburgers 0
Leave one more that says "bitch".
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Comments (143)
FweakofCydonia 40
Unfriend the person. they're not worth keeping. even the popular people from my school would respond to anyone's birthday wishes on fb.
EffYoLife 14
Don't worry. When you're adults she will be a broke ugly fat slob with 5 kids and you'll be hot and well off. She will be kissing your ass in a few years and you can tell her to suck it lol
brevolorio 5
Now that's a bitch
Sally2dicks21 8
That happend to me too OP. I feel your pain.
doglover100 29
I've had that happen, sorry OP. Just delete her.
Laura3415 16
This is why we don't have any decent individuals in society anymore, just ignore it, there's nothing wrong with trying to wish someone a happy birthday.
maggiefox 25
What a twat.
awildunicorn 6
that guy sounds like a total douchecanoe.
fantasyworld 39
Same thing happened to me, just ignore her. She's not worth your time.
bassfisher100 23
youre better off without giving your kindness to such a bitch, i dont understand how people can get off thinking they are too good for you to even tell them "happy birthday". maybe someday it will bite her in the ass.