Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
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chudun 18
Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.
cheeology 22
how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.
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Comments (37)
zeeba_neighba 10
Were you still wearing them?
shutupmichaela 18
sockS?!? Both of them?!?!?
Hereforthelols 0
Bro wtf
IrishRover82 0
And this, kids, is why we never stick our body parts in crazy.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I would get creative with those socks in my immediate retaliation.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I would get creative with those socks in my immediate retaliation.
woodmr13 9
What the shit
amb95x 17
I'm from hull to OP, please mention where abouts you're from because I really really hope that you or at least you're aren't from the same part as me haha ?
maximus32547 2
That's really impressive
caliguy08 17
You dump her.... she dumps you... But seriously, it sounds like something a b@tch would do...