Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML
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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML
Today, my friend's girlfriend, who I’d never met before, openly criticised my two-room flat for not having an extra room to breastfeed her baby in private that wasn’t either my bedroom or bathroom, like she thought they were unclean. How about fuck off to someone else’s flat then? FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
**** you! Why are you interfering with the baby eating at the restaurant in the way nature intended. What pisses me off is that you got to see ******* for your disgusting behavior!
Headlock912 2
Babies gotta eat too. Look the other way, and quit thinking the world revolves around you
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Comments (27)
Elizabeth Burley 22
You ******* deserved it asshole. She was doing what comes naturally to feed her baby, who needs to eat just like you do. That woman literally created life, and you're disgusted? Well, I'm disgusted by your ignorance. Go eat off the bathroom floor and get E-Coli jerkoff.
Crowned Sataness 12
you're a vile human. there is nothing disgusting or sexual about feeding a baby.
tiptoppc 21
Depends on context. Abdl comes to mind with a scenario people might not want to see feeding in public. But there’s conventions for that outlet, i’m sure…
tomcook14 7
you're the piece of shit for asking. why don't you go eat in the bathroom.
CJMajor86 9
This is gonna surprise you- Breasts are how a lot of babies eat. They don't have to cover up their child feeding anymore than you want your head buried while YOU eat. Look away, pay attention to your food or take your food to the bathroom if you think that's okay.
brownsugarxo 15
this post got more hate than the cheaters do on here & im all for it, **** this guy
TomeDr 25
If it bothered you so much to see a baby eat, YOU take YOUR dinner and eat it in the bathroom! Or you could just, you know, not look at them. Like a grown up.
Billsonhamsen 17
Don't hate me for this. I think women should be able to breastfeed where they need to which can include a restaurant. I have no problems with it and do not think it is gross at all. I do find it distracting. Probably for multiple reasons.
vg 4
The proper response I'll say
FluffythePink 23
It's a good thing that people like you are a dying breed.
ODBeefalo 10
it's a tit man... maybe stop staring and eat your damn food. you sound like a child that winds up at the table all night pushing the food on their plate around with every excuse not to eat.