Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Top comments
wtfCorby 0
a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude
scorpioserpent 1
oh gross! fyl
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Comments (239)
intensify 0
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAH
tehhotness 0
it least you were using your hands and not your mouth
zipykido 0
Eww she's got a pimple on her breast.
Chaith 16
At least you weren't pleasure biting. This FML could have been a lot worse.
derailed 1
Ridiculously huge pimple or ridiculously small **** if you got those confused. Either way, I would have thrown up in my mouth.
BiggieA 0
and you couldn't tell the difference? is she flat chested or was this your first time
imgangstayo420 0
It's better when she has her shirt off. If she took her shirt off you wouldn't have done that.
Sessee 4
At least, like, you weren't like the chick who bit her boyfriend's neck and a zit popped in her mouth.
i_am_tiff_21 0
How can you not tell the difference between a pimple and a nipple? This has to be fake.
jroxursox1 10
She could've had her shirt on and he couldn't see.
wh0regasm 0
that must've been a big pimple to be mistaken for a nip haha