Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Top comments
wtfCorby 0
a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude
scorpioserpent 1
oh gross! fyl
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Comments (239)
stinkybutt 0
that is ******* gross. that is almost as gross as that story where the girl bit a pimple and it popped in her mouth. ewwwwwwww. hahahahahhaha.
alhtheman 1
this is the first ive thought, while reading one of these, fml
vanillafire 0
It's not weird to have a pimple there - the most common places for acne are face, chest and back. Having acne does not mean they're unclean - in fact, people who have it tend to be *more* clean, as they produce oil so fast that they wash more to get rid of it. (Which can sadly be counter-productive, as too much washing can make the skin produce even more oil to replace what it thinks shouldn't have disappeared.) Cleanliness does not affect acne, and neither do diet, sun exposure, or anything else. It happens to many people during puberty, and can continue into adulthood if you're unlucky. If that happens, it can only be treated by antibiotics, hormones (if you're female), or very strong vitamin A-based medications. It doesn't make a person disgusting, it makes them unlucky. They'll already be horrendously self-conscious about it - they don't need immature knee-jerk reactions of "ewwwww!". That said, feeling up a pimple isn't the nicest thing in the world! Of course it's not. Everyone would choose to have flawless skin, or even 'normal' skin, if they could. No one wants themself or their partner to have acne. But tact and understanding will make relationships and people happier.
ilovefmlife 0
LOL omg thats so funny this is going on my favorites
Bravo_14 0
must of been a big pimple for it to resemble a nipple for you stupid YDI
justbea777 0
that must have been a giant zit your girlfriend is gross!
missyedges1 5
she's dirty. get a new girl
Pitaace 0
she must have had small boobs or you have never felt up a girl before and known what a boob feels like.
Francis_fml 0
EWWW. that's disgusting. I just baby barfed!!
propelks09 0
nipples don't feel like pimples.....