Today, I realised I'm so much more sexually attracted to Transformers than anyone I've ever met. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out Megatron's name. When I later confronted her about this, she said that she always had a crush on him and wanted to be queen of the Decepticons. I've been dating this lunatic for a year and half now. FML
Today, I've had more crushes on fictional characters than actual people. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
Today, after many years of denial and avoidance, I've come to accept the fact that I'm one of those people who are turned on by furry adult art. FML
Today, I realised my sex drive has improved massively since I started fantasising about Bruno from Encanto on the regular. I thought my lack of appetite was because of my mental health issues. Apparently not. FML
Today, I realized I'm extremely sexually attracted to my physical therapist. It doesn't help that treatment involves me spending the entire appointment naked from the waist down. FML
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
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alex_jaguara 33
So you are transsexual.
Chazzster 32
I think there are plenty of people who are more attracted to fictional characters than to real people. And there are people attracted to real people who would not be attracted to them. It’s probably emotionally safer to be attracted to a fictional character than to an real but unavailable person. So I wish you well. Some day things may change for you...
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Comments (15)
sickerthanyou 13
Is your name MEGatron? (Shut up Meg)
geniusness 6
So you're into heavy metal?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
All I can think of is the Seth MacFarlane short video where someone is having sex with Optimus Prime, who turns into a truck during climax.
Jonkbaby 23
I'm guessing you had older siblings or relatives that enjoyed them and that they do well at taking care of things. nothing wrong with that
Aadil Syed 11
This is definitely getting posted to r/transformemes.